69 Rue Blanche,
Paris,
France,
75009,
Ile-de-France
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Steps from Sacre-Coeur
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9.2
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4.9
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Helpful staff
Spotlessly clean rooms
Free snacks
Central location
Hotel Joke - Astotel - A quirky 3-star hotel in the 9th arrondissement with free snacks, soundproof rooms, and a central location
Situated in Paris's 9th arrondissement, Hotel Joke - Astotel features 44 soundproofed rooms with stylish, mid-century modern decor, flat-screen TVs, mini-fridges stocked with complimentary soft drinks, and private bathrooms. A varied buffet breakfast, including organic products, is served daily in a bright breakfast room. Guests at the Astotel hotel group property enjoy free afternoon snacks and drinks near reception. The Blanche Metro Station, a 5-minute walk away, provides direct access to the Arc de Triomphe, while Galeries Lafayette and Printemps department stores are nearby. Rooms feature free Wi-Fi, electric kettles, and workspace desks. The hotel's playful design includes balloon-shaped lights and geometric floor patterns.
Pros
Complimentary non-alcoholic minibar items and afternoon snacks.
Soundproofed rooms with stylish, mid-century modern decor.
5-minute walk to Blanche Metro Station for direct Arc de Triomphe access.
Free Wi-Fi and flat-screen TVs in every room.
Varied buffet breakfast with organic options.
Cons
The surrounding area retains traces of its former red-light district ambiance.
No on-site spa or pool facilities.
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Hotel Joke - Astotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Double Room
2 persons
165 sq. feet
1 King-size bed
Heating
Air conditioning
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Twin Room
2 persons
175 sq. feet
2 Single beds
Heating
Air conditioning
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Superior Room
2 persons
205 sq. feet
1 King-size bed
Heating
Air conditioning
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Single Room
2 persons
140 sq. feet
1 Single bed
Heating
Air conditioning
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Facilities
Hotel Joke - Astotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities:
Perfect
9.1/10Review score
General
No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Safe deposit box
24-hour reception
No pets allowed
24-hour security
Luggage storage
Lift
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Key card access
Guest Parking
Electric kettle
Services
Housekeeping
Dining
Special diet menus
Children
Cots
Room features
Air conditioning
Heating
Mini-bar
Soundproofed rooms
Tea and coffee facilities
Self-catering
Electric kettle
Media
Flat-screen TV
AM/FM alarm clock
Room decor
Carpeted floor
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Hotel Joke - Astotel Location
69 Rue Blanche,
Paris,
France,
75009,
Ile-de-France
Map view
69 Rue Blanche,
Paris,
France,
75009,
Ile-de-France
City landmarks
Museum
Louvre Museum
1.5
mi
Square
Champs-Elysees
1.4
mi
Landmark
Arc de Triomphe
1.8
mi
Mall
Eiffel Tower
2.4
mi
Church
Sacre-Coeur
4200 ft
Museum
Musee d'Orsay
1.6
mi
Garden
Tuileries Garden
1.3
mi
Square
Place de la Concorde
1.3
mi
Church
Sainte-Chapelle
2.0
mi
Cemetery
Montmartre
2800 ft
Landmark
Grand Palais
1.4
mi
Museum
The Centre Pompidou
1.8
mi
Church
Cathedrale Notre-Dame de Paris
2.2
mi
Mall
Passage Brady
1.3
mi
Park
Luxembourg Gardens
2.5
mi
Museum
Grevin Museum
5000 ft
Church
Saint Augustin Church
4800 ft
Church
The Church of St Eustache
1.4
mi
Landmark
Petit Palais
1.4
mi
Bridge
Pont Alexandre III
1.5
mi
Church
Chapelle Expiatoire
3800 ft
Garden
Champ de Mars
2.4
mi
Museum
Musee Jacquemart-Andre
1.3
mi
Landmark
Seine River
1.6
mi
Theatre
Daunou Theatre
5200 ft
Church
The Church of Saint Peter of Montmartre
4000 ft
Landmark
Wall of Love
2600 ft
Church
Eglise Saint-Roch
1.3
mi
Nearby
35 Rue du Chevalier-De-La-Barre
Basilique du Sacre-Coeur de Montmartre
200 ft
82 Boulevard de Clichy
Moulin Rouge
700 ft
Restaurants
Bouillon pigalle
2100 ft
22 Boulevard de Clichy
Marianina
100 ft
88 rue Blanche
Chez Pino
500 ft
5 rue Mansart
Cafe Blanche
300 ft
79 rue Blanche
Nouilles Vivantes
400 ft
100 rue Blanche
Comedie Cafe
800 ft
31 rue Pierre Fontaine
Le Vintimille
600 ft
1 Place Adolphe Max
Quick
700 ft
82 boulevard de Clichy
Epicerie Blanche
700 ft
51 rue Blanche
Au Gourmet
900 ft
19 rue de Bruxelles
Explore Paris
Activities Near Hotel Joke - Astotel
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Basilique du Sacre-Coeur de Montmartre
1 minutes' walk
Spectacular basilica offering panoramic city views and stunning mosaics. A must-see landmark in the lively Montmartre district.
Moulin Rouge
3 minutes' walk
Iconic cabaret known for its dazzling performances. The birthplace of the can-can dance and a legendary spot for nightlife.
Grevin Museum
19 minutes' walk
Fascinating wax museum featuring lifelike figures of famous personalities. Great for families and history enthusiasts alike.
Sacré-Cœur
16 minutes' walk
Stunning basilica with elaborate architecture and a serene atmosphere. The steps offer one of the best views of Paris.
Montmartre Walking Tour
16 minutes' walk
Learn about the artists and history of the area. Tours available daily, perfect for history buffs and art enthusiasts.
Yoga at Le Jardin des Tuileries
25 minutes' walk
Relaxing yoga classes held in the beautiful Tuileries Garden. Great for rejuvenation with scenic surroundings.
Bike Rentals Around Montmartre
8 minutes' walk
Bike rides through charming streets. Rentals available for exploring nearby attractions and hidden gems.
Seine River Cruise
10 minutes' drive
Thrilling boat tours showcasing Paris landmarks along the Seine. Captivating views, ideal for couples and tourists.
Marianina
1 minutes' walk
Charming Italian eatery with a cozy atmosphere. Known for pizza and pasta, vegetarian-friendly options available.
Cafe Blanche
2 minutes' walk
Casual French café serving light bites and pastries. A great spot for breakfast or a quick coffee break.
Bouillon Pigalle
8 minutes' walk
Traditional French cuisine with affordable prices. A lively atmosphere; reservations recommended, especially at peak hours.
Chez Pino
2 minutes' walk
Authentic French bistro with a local feel. Signature dishes include coq au vin and seasonal specialties.
Le Trianon
12 minutes' walk
Historic theater featuring concerts and cultural events. A favorite local venue for music lovers of all ages.
La Cigale
10 minutes' walk
Popular concert venue with a vibrant atmosphere. Hosts various artists and events, perfect for an exciting night out.
Theatre de la Madeleine
20 minutes' walk
Classical theater known for theatrical performances and iconic shows. Ideal for an elegant evening of culture.
Cabaret La Nouvelle Eve
7 minutes' walk
Family-friendly cabaret offering shows combining music and dance. A fun evening for those looking for entertainment.
Getting around
City Centre
Paris30 min
·
1.6
mi
Airports
Orly Airport (ORY)31 min
·
12.7
mi
Charles de Gaulle International Airport (CDG)39 min
·
15.9
mi
Train
Gare Saint-Lazare11 min
·
3000 ft
Underground
Blanche Metro3 min
·
700 ft
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-23:59
Check-out
until 12 pm
Guest Parking
No parking available.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Breakfast
You can start your day with a full breakfast, which costs EUR 12 per person per day.
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Languages
English, Spanish, Italian
Number of floors:
6
Number of rooms:
46
Former name
Blanche Hotel Paris
Reviews and Ratings
Feedback about Hotel Joke - Astotel from previous guests about their experience.
Review score
Based on 1434 verified reviews
9.4/10
Perfect
98%
Recommend
Breakfast
8.2/10
Cleanliness
9.3/10
Comfort
9.3/10
Facilities
9.1/10
Free Wi-Fi
8.9/10
Location
9.4/10
Paid Wi-Fi
8.8/10
Staff
9.4/10
Value for money
8.9/10
Pros
Comfortable room
Friendly staff
Great breakfast
Free drinks
Good location
Cons
Locked windows
Cramped toilet
Guest reviews
based on 1944 reviews
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based on 1680 reviews
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FAQs
About Hotel Joke - Astotel
What is the check-in and check-out policy at Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Check-in is at 15:00 and check-out is by 12:00.
What is the distance from Hotel Joke - Astotel to Opéra Garnier?
The hotel is located 1 km from Opéra Garnier.
How far is Hotel Joke - Astotel from Blanche Metro Station?
Hotel Joke - Astotel is just 0.5 km from Blanche Metro Station.
Are there any unique features at Hotel Joke - Astotel?
The hotel features humor-themed decor and provides complimentary snacks and drinks in the afternoon.
What amenities are available in the rooms at Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Rooms include air conditioning, a flat-screen TV, a minibar, a kettle, and a private bathroom with bath or shower.
What dining options are available at Hotel Joke - Astotel?
The hotel serves a substantial buffet breakfast and offers free snacks and drinks near reception throughout the day.
What are the popular nearby restaurants from Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Nearby restaurants include Roy's Pub Restaurant, Flesh Restaurant Pigalle et Canal St Martin, Les Pinces Pigalle, and Moodiz, all within 0.5 km.
Is Wi-Fi available at Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Free Wi-Fi is available throughout the property.
What services does Hotel Joke - Astotel offer for business travelers?
The hotel offers concierge services and a 24-hour front desk.
What is the closest airport to Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Hotel Joke - Astotel is 19 km from Paris - Orly Airport.
What type of hotel experience does Hotel Joke - Astotel offer?
The hotel provides a quirky, family-friendly experience with engaging decor and comfortable accommodations.