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69 Rue Blanche, Paris, France, 75009
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Steps from Sacre-Coeur
Perfect
9.1
9.1
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Hotel Joke - Astotel - A quirky 3-star hotel in the 9th arrondissement with free snacks, soundproof rooms, and a central location

Situated in Paris's 9th arrondissement, Hotel Joke - Astotel features 44 soundproofed rooms with stylish, mid-century modern decor, flat-screen TVs, mini-fridges stocked with complimentary soft drinks, and private bathrooms. A varied buffet breakfast, including organic products, is served daily in a bright breakfast room. Guests at the Astotel hotel group property enjoy free afternoon snacks and drinks near reception. The Blanche Metro Station, a 5-minute walk away, provides direct access to the Arc de Triomphe, while Galeries Lafayette and Printemps department stores are nearby. Rooms feature free Wi-Fi, electric kettles, and workspace desks. The hotel's playful design includes balloon-shaped lights and geometric floor patterns.

Pros

Complimentary non-alcoholic minibar items and afternoon snacks.

Soundproofed rooms with stylish, mid-century modern decor.

5-minute walk to Blanche Metro Station for direct Arc de Triomphe access.

Free Wi-Fi and flat-screen TVs in every room.

Varied buffet breakfast with organic options.

Cons

The surrounding area retains traces of its former red-light district ambiance.

No on-site spa or pool facilities.

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Hotel Joke - Astotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Double Room
2 persons
165 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Heating
Air conditioning
Twin Room
2 persons
175 sq. feet 
2 Single beds
Heating
Air conditioning
Superior Room
2 persons
205 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Heating
Air conditioning
Single Room
2 persons
140 sq. feet 
1 Single bed
Heating
Air conditioning
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Facilities

Hotel Joke - Astotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities: Perfect
9.1/10Review score

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Wi-Fi
  • Safe deposit box
  • 24-hour reception
  • No pets allowed
  • 24-hour security
  • Luggage storage
  • Lift
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers
  • Key card access

Guest Parking

  • Electric kettle

Services

  • Housekeeping

Dining

  • Special diet menus

Children

  • Cots

Spa & Leisure

  • Jacuzzi

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating
  • Mini-bar
  • Soundproofed rooms
  • Tea and coffee facilities

Self-catering

  • Electric kettle

Media

  • Flat-screen TV
  • AM/FM alarm clock

Room decor

  • Carpeted floor
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Hotel Joke - Astotel Location

69 Rue Blanche, Paris, France, 75009
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69 Rue Blanche, Paris, France, 75009
Nearby
35 Rue du Chevalier-De-La-Barre
Basilique du Sacre-Coeur de Montmartre
200 ft
82 Boulevard de Clichy
Moulin Rouge
700 ft
Restaurants
Bouillon pigalle
2100 ft
22 Boulevard de Clichy
Marianina
100 ft
88 rue Blanche
Chez Pino
500 ft
5 rue Mansart
Cafe Blanche
300 ft
79 rue Blanche
Nouilles Vivantes
400 ft
100 rue Blanche
Comedie Cafe
800 ft
31 rue Pierre Fontaine
Le Vintimille
600 ft
1 Place Adolphe Max
Quick
700 ft
82 boulevard de Clichy
Epicerie Blanche
700 ft
51 rue Blanche
Au Gourmet
900 ft
19 rue de Bruxelles
Explore Paris
Activities Near Hotel Joke - Astotel
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Basilique du Sacre-Coeur de Montmartre
1 minutes' walk
Spectacular basilica offering panoramic city views and stunning mosaics. A must-see landmark in the lively Montmartre district.
Moulin Rouge
3 minutes' walk
Iconic cabaret known for its dazzling performances. The birthplace of the can-can dance and a legendary spot for nightlife.
Grevin Museum
19 minutes' walk
Fascinating wax museum featuring lifelike figures of famous personalities. Great for families and history enthusiasts alike.
Sacré-Cœur
16 minutes' walk
Stunning basilica with elaborate architecture and a serene atmosphere. The steps offer one of the best views of Paris.
Montmartre Walking Tour
16 minutes' walk
Learn about the artists and history of the area. Tours available daily, perfect for history buffs and art enthusiasts.
Yoga at Le Jardin des Tuileries
25 minutes' walk
Relaxing yoga classes held in the beautiful Tuileries Garden. Great for rejuvenation with scenic surroundings.
Bike Rentals Around Montmartre
8 minutes' walk
Bike rides through charming streets. Rentals available for exploring nearby attractions and hidden gems.
Seine River Cruise
10 minutes' drive
Thrilling boat tours showcasing Paris landmarks along the Seine. Captivating views, ideal for couples and tourists.
Marianina
1 minutes' walk
Charming Italian eatery with a cozy atmosphere. Known for pizza and pasta, vegetarian-friendly options available.
Cafe Blanche
2 minutes' walk
Casual French café serving light bites and pastries. A great spot for breakfast or a quick coffee break.
Bouillon Pigalle
8 minutes' walk
Traditional French cuisine with affordable prices. A lively atmosphere; reservations recommended, especially at peak hours.
Chez Pino
2 minutes' walk
Authentic French bistro with a local feel. Signature dishes include coq au vin and seasonal specialties.
Le Trianon
12 minutes' walk
Historic theater featuring concerts and cultural events. A favorite local venue for music lovers of all ages.
La Cigale
10 minutes' walk
Popular concert venue with a vibrant atmosphere. Hosts various artists and events, perfect for an exciting night out.
Theatre de la Madeleine
20 minutes' walk
Classical theater known for theatrical performances and iconic shows. Ideal for an elegant evening of culture.
Cabaret La Nouvelle Eve
7 minutes' walk
Family-friendly cabaret offering shows combining music and dance. A fun evening for those looking for entertainment.
Getting around
City Centre
Paris30 min  ·  1.6 mi
Airports
Orly (ORY)31 min  ·  12.7 mi
Paris (CDG)39 min  ·  15.9 mi
Train
Gare Saint-Lazare11 min  ·  3000 ft
Underground
Blanche Metro3 min  ·  700 ft
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-23:59
Check-out
until 12 pm
Guest Parking
No parking available.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Breakfast
You can start your day with a full breakfast, which costs EUR 12 per person per day. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Languages
English, Spanish, Italian
Number of floors:
6
Number of rooms:
46
Former name
Blanche Hotel Paris

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Hotel Joke - Astotel impresses many guests with its modern and colorful design, contributing to a bright and inviting atmosphere. The hotel's location is ideal, being close to Montmartre, Moulin Rouge and offering easy access to multiple metro stations for exploring Paris; plus some found the recently renovated rooms spacious for European standards. Guests appreciate the complimentary snacks and beverages available throughout the day; though a few have noted that the bathroom ventilation could be improved. Breakfast is rated as very good.
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Review score
Based on 1439 verified reviews
9.4/10
Perfect
98%
Recommend
Staff
9.5/10
Location
9.4/10
Free Wi-Fi
8.9/10
Value for money
9.0/10
Pros
Comfortable room
Friendly staff
Great breakfast
Free drinks
Good location
Cons
Locked windows
Cramped toilet
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9.4/10
based on 1944 reviews
5/5
based on 1661 reviews
9.1/10
Taylor from United Kingdom
Couple
double room
3 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed:February 16, 2026
9/10

lovely stay near montmartre

complimentary mini-barhotel locationfresh fruit
The complimentary mini-bar offered a nice refreshment after exploring. the hotel location was wonderful. Moulin rouge was nearby. i enjoyed the fresh fruit available in the lobby all day.
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John from Canada
Couple
double room
5 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed:January 21, 2026
9.3/10

really good experience at this spot

free snacksfriendly staffearly check
the room was really clean. bed, towels and pillows were confortable. it has little perks like the all day free mini bar and snacks and apples FREE. the staff was friendly and cute.
i stayed here with my partner, and although the vibes were cool there were some down sides. we arrived an early hour early, and there was no early check in so we had to sit and wait. we couldn't check in until the exact minute.
Service
10/10
the reception was warm and cute. the staff were always ready to help with directions. philippe spoke english with guests, a definite plus.
Facilities
9/10
the hotel offers complimentary snacks and drinks in the reception area from afternoon till late. there is a free mini bar in the room, refilled each day. breakfast included high quality meats, cheeses and pastries.
Location
9/10
the location is close to public transportation options. the metro station blanche is nearby. many restaurants, food places and cafés are close. it's easy to move around with public transportation.
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Jack from United Kingdom
Couple
double room
5 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed:January 09, 2026
10/10

amazing perks AND great location

super clean roomfree mini barcute staff
i stayed five nights. the room was super clean the bed towels and pillows felt great. IT even has perks like the all day free mini bar and snacks and apples free. the staff was very cute.
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Jack from United Kingdom
Family with children
Superior Room
3 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed:December 11, 2025
6/10

adequate but NOT stellar

poor noise isolationineffective air conditioning
the noise isolation was POOR i could hear everything happening in the hallway. the air conditioning was not effective the room remained warm despite setting it to the lowest temperature. housekeeping did not thoroughly clean the bathroom there was hair in the shower drain.
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Victoria from United Kingdom
Family with children
Double Room
4 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed:November 27, 2025
9.5/10

excellent stay, a true find

free snacksconvenient locationcomfortable bedlimited ventilation
this hotel provides complimentary snacks and drinks throughout the day, this is a great feature. the location allows easy access to many attractions and the metro. i enjoyed the room decor and found the bed comfortable. the staff always went out of their way to help me.
the bathroom ventilation was limited, and i noticed some lingering moisture after showering. a better system for air circulation would be very useful here.
Rooms
9/10
the room had fun, cute decor and it created a cheerful atmosphere. complimentary drinks in the minibar were restocked daily and were a plus. the room provided high comfort levels.
Dining
10/10
the hotel offered complimentary snacks and drinks at the reception. there were biscuits, pastries, coffee, and tea throughout the day, and these offerings proved convenient. the breakfast offered an extensive range of options.
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John from United Kingdom
Couple
Double Room
3 nights in October 2025
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Reviewed:October 31, 2025
9.3/10

great location and amenities

central locationenglish speakingfree drinks
the hotel location is close to moulin rouge I walked there. the staff spoke english so communication was easy. complimentary soft drinks in the room were very useful.
the television in my room was not working . this was a minor inconvenience though
Rooms
9/10
the double room included a refreshed minibar daily. the beds were comfortable and the bathroom was clean. a good shower was available in the room after a long day
Facilities
10/10
the hotel provides coffee and biscuits in the lobby. there were complimentary snacks available . i liked this touch it made the stay more cute and enjoyable after long walks
Location
9/10
this location is convenient to reach nearby attractions. the hotel is near metro and bus stops this made travel easy. many roads around the hotel have bars and bistros
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About Hotel Joke - Astotel
What is the check-in and check-out policy at Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Check-in is at 15:00 and check-out is by 12:00.
What is the distance from Hotel Joke - Astotel to Opéra Garnier?
The hotel is located 1 km from Opéra Garnier.
How far is Hotel Joke - Astotel from Blanche Metro Station?
Hotel Joke - Astotel is just 0.5 km from Blanche Metro Station.
Are there any unique features at Hotel Joke - Astotel?
The hotel features humor-themed decor and provides complimentary snacks and drinks in the afternoon.
What amenities are available in the rooms at Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Rooms include air conditioning, a flat-screen TV, a minibar, a kettle, and a private bathroom with bath or shower.
What dining options are available at Hotel Joke - Astotel?
The hotel serves a substantial buffet breakfast and offers free snacks and drinks near reception throughout the day.
What are the popular nearby restaurants from Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Nearby restaurants include Roy's Pub Restaurant, Flesh Restaurant Pigalle et Canal St Martin, Les Pinces Pigalle, and Moodiz, all within 0.5 km.
Is Wi-Fi available at Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Free Wi-Fi is available throughout the property.
What services does Hotel Joke - Astotel offer for business travelers?
The hotel offers concierge services and a 24-hour front desk.
What is the closest airport to Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Hotel Joke - Astotel is 19 km from Paris - Orly Airport.
What type of hotel experience does Hotel Joke - Astotel offer?
The hotel provides a quirky, family-friendly experience with engaging decor and comfortable accommodations.

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