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About the Hotel

Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, Netherlands, 1057 KH
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Close to Vondelpark
Great
8.0
7.4
/10
3.8
3.8
/5

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam - An artistic and quirky hotel with funky themes, communal spaces, and Thai cuisine

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam blends art, design, and hospitality in a futuristic living-room-like environment with shared seating areas between themed cottages. The hotel features soundproofed rooms, including options like Casa No Casa and Secret Bookcase XL, some with private bathrooms, wine/champagne amenities, and unique themes such as a room tucked behind a large antique bookcase. Guests can dine at Kevin Bacon Bar, specializing in Thai cuisine, or relax in communal spaces such as the terrace and library. The 3-star property is located 250 metres from Kinkerstraat, known for shops and restaurants, and offers easy access to Lelylaan station (10-minute tram ride) for direct connections to Schiphol Airport. Nearby attractions include De Hallen, a repurposed tram depot with cafes and shops, and landmarks like the Van Gogh Museum (2 km away). Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam provides free Wi-Fi, bicycle rentals, and a 24-hour front desk.

Pros

The artistic design and funky themes create a unique, exhibition-like atmosphere.

Kevin Bacon Bar serves Thai cuisine and functions as a 24/7 social hub for guests and locals.

Convenient location near Kinkerstraat, with multiple tram stops within walking distance.

Bicycle rentals and communal terrace encourage exploration and relaxation.

Cons

Some rooms feature shared bathroom facilities.

Piri Reisplein Square, where the hotel is located, remains under construction in certain areas.

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Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Printed House
2 persons
90 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Heating
Mrs de
2 persons
185 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Heating
Mr de
2 persons
140 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Heating
Volkswagen T1
2 persons
65 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Heating
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Facilities

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities: Great
8.0/10Review score

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Wi-Fi
  • Parking
  • 24-hour reception
  • No pets allowed
  • Rooms/ Facilities for disabled
  • Wheelchair access
  • 24-hour security
  • Luggage storage
  • Vending machines
  • Smoke detectors
  • Key card access
  • Key access

Services

  • Housekeeping
  • Welcome drink

Dining

  • Bar/ Lounge area

Children

  • Board games

Facilities for people with disabilities

  • Bathroom for disabled

Room features

  • Heating
  • Soundproofed rooms
  • Terrace

Room decor

  • Carpeted floor
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Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Location

Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, Netherlands, 1057 KH
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Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, Netherlands, 1057 KH
Nearby
Event hall
De Hallen
2900 ft
Restaurants
Jacketz
4000 ft
Kinkerstraat 56
Kashmir Lounge
1700 ft
Jan Pieter Heijestraat 85 / 87
Holy Ravioli
1700 ft
Jan Pieter Heijenstraat 88
Zeeduivel
1700 ft
Jan Pieter Heijestraat 84 Authentic and Sustainable Local Dutch Fish Shop
Simit Sarayi
2200 ft
224 Kinkerstraat
Van De Markt
2700 ft
Wenslauerstraat 2a
Parakeet
2900 ft
Douwes Dekkerstraat 22
Cafe Topido
2700 ft
Ten Katestraat 31 kruising Bellamystraat
G & G's Deli
3000 ft
Kinkerstraat 140 1053 EG
Doppio Espresso
2600 ft
Kinkerstraat 173
Explore Amsterdam
Local Highlights
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Vondelpark
20 minutes' walk
Amsterdam's largest park featuring pathways, ponds, and open-air theaters. Ideal for relaxation and picnics.
De Hallen
11 minutes' walk
Cultural hub with artisanal shops, a cinema, and food hall. Great for local crafts and culinary delights.
Rijksmuseum
30 minutes' walk
Famous art museum housing masterpieces from Dutch painters. Offers guided tours and special exhibitions.
The Jordaan
25 minutes' walk
Historic neighborhood known for narrow streets, independent art galleries, and charming canals.
Bike Rentals
5 minutes' walk
Rent bicycles nearby to explore Amsterdam's scenic paths. Perfect for families and solo adventurers.
Spa Wellness
15 minutes' drive
Indulge in relaxation at nearby spa facilities offering massages and wellness treatments for rejuvenation.
Outdoor Yoga
20 minutes' walk
Join yoga classes in Vondelpark for a tranquil experience surrounded by nature. Check for schedules.
Canal Cruises
25 minutes' walk
Enjoy scenic boat rides through Amsterdam's iconic canals. Great thrill for families and couples alike.
Kashmir Lounge
7 minutes' walk
Authentic Indian cuisine with a cozy atmosphere. Try the butter chicken and saffron rice.
Holy Ravioli
7 minutes' walk
Specializes in fresh pasta dishes in a casual setting. Perfect for a quick yet delicious meal.
Zeeduivel
7 minutes' walk
Charming seafood restaurant offering seasonal dishes and fresh catches. Reservations recommended.
Jacketz
15 minutes' walk
Casual eatery known for stuffed jacket potatoes. A variety of fillings cater to all appetites.
Bourbon Street
10 minutes' drive
Live music venue featuring jazz and blues. A relaxed vibe perfect for a night out with friends.
DeLaMar Theater
10 minutes' drive
Popular theater showcasing plays and musicals. Great for an entertaining evening with family or friends.
Comedy Café Amsterdam
25 minutes' walk
Hosting local and international comedy acts. A fun spot for laughs, suitable for all ages!
Melkweg
25 minutes' walk
Iconic nightlife venue with concerts and club nights. Vibrant atmosphere attracts diverse crowds.
Getting around
City Centre
Amsterdam29 min  ·  1.5 mi
Airports
Amsterdam Airport Schiphol (AMS)21 min  ·  8.6 mi
Rotterdam The Hague Airport (RTM)102 min  ·  42.1 mi
Train
Amsterdam Lelylaan Station26 min  ·  1.3 mi
Underground
Postjesweg22 min  ·  1.1 mi
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-23:00
Check-out
from 06:00-11:00
Guest Parking
Public parking is possible at a location nearby at EUR 35 per day.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in for free.
Breakfast
A full breakfast is served at the price of EUR 15 per person per day. 
Children & extra beds
There are no cots provided in a room. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
30

Reviews and Ratings

Feedback about Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam from previous guests about their experience.
Review score
Based on 542 verified reviews
6.9/10
Nice
62%
Recommend
Breakfast
7.5/10
Cleanliness
8.2/10
Comfort
8.1/10
Facilities
8.0/10
Free Wi-Fi
6.6/10
Location
8.6/10
Paid Wi-Fi
8.3/10
Staff
9.2/10
Value for money
7.9/10
Pros
Good location
Cute vibe
Friendly staff
Clean rooms
Cons
Shared toilets
Pungent smell
Guest reviews
based on 126 reviews
8.0/10
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FAQs
About Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
What is the check-in and check-out policy at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?
Check-in is from 15:00 and check-out is by 11:00.
What is the distance from Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam to the city center?
The hotel is located 3 km from Amsterdam Centraal.
How far is Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam from the nearest airport?
The hotel is 5 km from Amsterdam Schiphol, with a tram ride of approximately 10 minutes to Lelylaan station for direct access.
Are there any restaurants on-site at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?
Kevin Bacon Bar, the hotel's restaurant, specializes in Thai cuisine.
What types of amenities are available in the rooms at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?
Rooms include free Wi-Fi, unique theming, a writing desk, and private or shared bathroom facilities.
What nearby attractions can guests visit from Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?
Nearby attractions include De Hallen cultural complex (1 km), Vondelpark (1 km), and Anne Frank House (2 km).
What breakfast options does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam provide?
Breakfast is available for an additional charge of 15 EUR and is served in a breakfast basket that can be enjoyed in-room or at the bar.
What languages are spoken by the staff at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?
The staff speaks multiple languages to accommodate guests.
What recreational activities are available at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?
Guests can rent bicycles on-site for exploring the city.
What communal facilities are available at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?
The hotel features a large communal space designed to promote social interaction among guests.

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