Name: The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure
Address: 23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, Dorset, BH5 1EB
Price range: US$116+
Rating: 9.6

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About the Hotel

23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, BH5 1EB

Steps from The Coastal Activity Park

Perfect

9.2

/10

Loved by The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure guests

Dog-friendly hotel

Comfortable rooms

Cute staff

Delicious breakfast

Friendly atmosphere

Deus Ex Machina Hotel - A modern hotel with garden access, à la carte breakfast, and proximity to Eastcliff Beach

Deus Ex Machina Hotel provides air-conditioned double and family rooms, each with private bathrooms, flat-screen TVs, and free toiletries. A continental breakfast with vegetarian and vegan options is served every morning at Deus Ex Machina Hotel. The property features a garden, on-site restaurant, and bar, along with free private parking and Wi-Fi throughout. Located 600 metres from Eastcliff Beach, the hotel is within 3 km of Bournemouth Pier, Bournemouth Beach, and Boscombe Chine Gardens. Poole Harbour is 14 km away, while Bournemouth Central is a 25-minute walk. Nearby dining options include Chaplin's & The Cellar Bar and The Brew at Boscombe, both 1 km from the hotel.

Pros

Free private parking and Wi-Fi are available on-site.

The à la carte breakfast includes vegetarian and vegan options.

Proximity to multiple beaches and attractions like Boscombe Chine Gardens (0.5 km) and Bournemouth Pier (3 km).

Air-conditioned rooms with private bathrooms and flat-screen TVs.

Select your room type

The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals

Deluxe Queen Room
2 persons
2265 sq. feet
1 Queen-size bed
Heating
Shower
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Large Double or Twin Room
2 persons
2265 sq. feet
1 King-size bed / 2 Single beds
Air conditioning
Heating
room details
Superior Queen Room
2 persons
2745 sq. feet
1 Queen-size bed
Air conditioning
Heating
room details

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Facilities

The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences

Facilities: Perfect

9.3/10Review score

General

No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Parking
Pets allowed
Security
Coffee shop
Fireplace
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Key access

Services

Welcome drink
Happy hour

Dining

Restaurant
Bar/ Lounge area
Dinner

Spa & Leisure

Beach access

Room features

Air conditioning
Heating

Bathroom

Free toiletries

Media

Flat-screen TV

The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure Location

23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, BH5 1EB

Map view

City landmarks

Gallery

Russell-Cotes Art Gallery & Museum

1.4 mi

Beach

Bournemouth Beach

1.6 mi

Harbour

Bournemouth Pier

1.6 mi

Landmark

Shelley Park

3600 ft

Shopping Area

Boscombe High Street

4700 ft

Church

St Peter's Church

1.5 mi

Parking area

Bournemouth International Centre

1.7 mi

Theatre

Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre

1.5 mi

Landmark

Manor steps Zig Zag

2800 ft

Garden

Lower Gardens

1.7 mi

Landmark

Marvo Mysteries Escape Room Bournemouth

4100 ft

Gallery

Westover Gallery

1.6 mi

Casino

Grosvenor Casino Bournemouth

1.5 mi

Square

The Square

1.7 mi

Landmark

Vitality Stadium

1.5 mi

Landmark

Dynamica Pilates

1.1 mi

Beach

Fisherman's Walk Beach

1.3 mi

Landmark

Red Arrows Memorial

1.2 mi

Landmark

The MacGuffin Project

1.2 mi

Park

Bournemouth Parks

1.7 mi

Landmark

The Polar Bear on the Isle of Wight

1.4 mi

Amusement Park

Seafield Gardens

1.8 mi

Park

Meyrick Park

1.9 mi

Nearby

Harbour

Boscombe Pier

1000 ft

Christchurch Road

Boscombe Chine Gardens

1200 ft

Beach

Boscombe Beach

900 ft

Museum

Science Zone UK

1700 ft

Park

The Coastal Activity Park

800 ft

Boscombe Cliff Rd

Boscombe Cliff Gardens

1900 ft

Restaurants

Chicken & Blues

3200 ft

563 Christchurch Road

Marco's Deli

3000 ft

13 Sea Road Boscombe High Street

The Garden Cafe

3500 ft

Sovereign Centre 600 Christchurch Road Unit M

Paella Express

3500 ft

555 Christchurch Road

Jammin Jerk Hut

3300 ft

579 Christchurch Road

Mcdonald's Restaurants

3500 ft

554-556 Christchurch Road

KFC - Kentucky Friend Chicken

3200 ft

577 Christchurch Road Boscombe

Charcoal Grill 2

1000 ft

575 Christchurch Road

The Green Tara

1100 ft

583 Christchurch Road

Explore Bournemouth

Local Highlights

Boscombe Pier

4 minutes walking

A scenic spot featuring picturesque views of the coast, perfect for a leisurely stroll along the beach.

Bournemouth Beach

30 minutes walking

Famous for its golden sands and vibrant atmosphere, this beach is a hub for swimming, sunbathing, and beach activities.

Russell-Cotes Art Gallery & Museum

25 minutes walking

Showcasing Victorian art and architecture, this museum boasts stunning seaside views and regular exhibitions.

Coastal Activity Park

3 minutes walking

An adventure park offering thrilling outdoor experiences like ziplining and water sports, catering to adrenaline seekers.

Boscombe Chine Gardens

5 minutes walking

A tranquil park with beautiful gardens, ideal for a peaceful stroll or a relaxing picnic amidst nature.

Chicken & Blues

12 minutes walking

A casual eatery specializing in flavorful chicken dishes, with a lively atmosphere and outdoor seating options.

Marco's Deli

11 minutes walking

A charming deli offering fresh sandwiches and homemade specialties, perfect for a quick bite or takeout.

Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre

30 minutes walking

Home to various performances and shows, this theater offers a lively cultural scene for all entertainment lovers.

Marvo Mysteries Escape Room Bournemouth

15 minutes walking

An engaging escape room experience that challenges friends and families alike to solve mysteries and puzzles.

Getting around

City Centre
Bournemouth 33 min · 1.7 mi
Airports
Bournemouth (BOH) 15 min · 5.9 mi
Southampton (SOU) 80 min · 32.8 mi
Train
Pokesdown Railway Station 17 min · 4600 ft
Pokesdown Train Station 17 min · 4600 ft
Bus
Bus stop 6 min · 1700 ft

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Property information and rules

Check-in

from 15:00-21:00

Check-out

from 08:00-10:00

Internet

Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.

Pets

Pets are allowed on request.

Number of rooms:

Former name

deus ex machina hotel

Reviews and Ratings

Feedback about The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure from previous guests about their experience.

Review summary

Based on recent reviews

Guests consistently praise the Deus Ex Machina Hotel's stylish decor and spacious rooms, some of which feature air conditioning for added comfort. The hotel's location near the Boscombe Pier is appreciated, and many enjoyed the delicious food, especially the breakfast, with homemade granola often mentioned. While some guests noted that tea and coffee facilities are located in the corridor rather than directly in the rooms, the overall experience is highly positive, with some describing the bar area as vibrant and comfortable.

Review score

Based on 3 verified reviews

9.6 /10

Perfect

100%

Recommend

Staff

9.7/10

Cleanliness

9.6/10

Free Wi-Fi

8.5/10

Breakfast

8.8/10

Pros

Very nice design

Friendly staff

Dog friendly

Comfortable bed

Cons

Loud ventilators

Chilly downstairs

No bin bags

Noise at night

Anthony from United Kingdom

Couple

Superior King Room

4 nights in August 2026

Reviewed: October 08, 2025

9.5/10

Really good Style and Service

effective air conditioning generous size stylish decor helpful manager

My room featured air conditioning. It ensured restful sleep. I appreciated the generous room size. The decor was well-thought-out. The staff was friendly and helpful (the manager Lee was particularly cute).

I noted the tea and coffee facilities were located in the corridor. They were not directly in the room.

Dining

9/10

I enjoyed the breakfast. I was pleased with its quality and taste. I also had three meals at the restaurant. The food was simple and delicious (especially the breakfast).

Facilities

10/10

The hotel is located a short walk from Boscombe beach. I found the hotel super clean throughout my stay. The decor across the whole space impressed me. It had a quirky fashion style.

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luna from spain

Single

deluxe queen room

3 nights in August 2026

Reviewed: September 11, 2025

9.7/10

really good stay

friendly staff spacious room free parking convenient access

I appreciated the friendly staff. They were helpful. the room provided was spacious and very clean. free parking was available, and convenient access to the beach enhanced the stay. clifftop walks nearby offered splendid views.

the tea and coffee facilities were located in the corridor, instead of being inside the room.

Dining

9/10

the breakfast featured homemade granola. it was of the best quality. i noticed regular customers enjoying drinks and food in the bar. a cute atmosphere was evident.

Rooms

10/10

the room was notably stylish and unique. a powerful rainfall shower was included. the bed provided was huge and comfortable. it was a great room.

Service

10/10

the staff were very well trained and attentive to guest needs. they ensured a smooth and pleasant experience. i found the service to be both efficient and cute. it was nice.

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Camila from Brazil

Couple

Deluxe Queen Room

3 nights in August 2026

Reviewed: August 28, 2025

9.5/10

a wonderful stay indeed

excellent location accommodating staff good coffee

the location was excellent for accessing local spots. the staff were really accommodating and always ready to help. the coffee facilities were very good and i always got a fresh cup when i wanted.

the girl in the shop didnt seem to want to have a conversation, and i was hoping for a more friendly interaction when i tried to talk about a few items i bought.

Service

10/10

the staff was super helpful and friendly . they offer quick assistance and always had a smile. this.

Facilities

9/10

the hotel has stylish design, inside and outside. beautiful plants are very well cared for. the whole place was very well maintained and i noticed attention to detail everywhere.

Rooms

9/10

rooms are very clean and comfy beds are available. tea and coffee are available. i think the hotel rooms were great for a relaxing experience.

Dining

10/10

breakfast had fresh orange juice and offered perfectly cooked poached eggs. the food quality was fantastic and delicious. i really love the breakfast they serve.

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