How far is Deus Ex Machina Hotel from Bournemouth Airport?
The hotel is 9 km from Bournemouth Airport, which is approximately a 15-minute drive.
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The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure, Bournemouth
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About the Hotel
23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, BH5 1EB,
- Steps from The Coastal Activity Park
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Deus Ex Machina Hotel - A modern hotel with garden access, à la carte breakfast, and proximity to Eastcliff Beach
Deus Ex Machina Hotel provides air-conditioned double and family rooms, each with private bathrooms, flat-screen TVs, and free toiletries. A continental breakfast with vegetarian and vegan options is served every morning at Deus Ex Machina Hotel. The property features a garden, on-site restaurant, and bar, along with free private parking and Wi-Fi throughout. Located 600 metres from Eastcliff Beach, the hotel is within 3 km of Bournemouth Pier, Bournemouth Beach, and Boscombe Chine Gardens. Poole Harbour is 14 km away, while Bournemouth Central is a 25-minute walk. Nearby dining options include Chaplin's & The Cellar Bar and The Brew at Boscombe, both 1 km from the hotel.
Pros
Free private parking and Wi-Fi are available on-site.
The à la carte breakfast includes vegetarian and vegan options.
Proximity to multiple beaches and attractions like Boscombe Chine Gardens (0.5 km) and Bournemouth Pier (3 km).
Air-conditioned rooms with private bathrooms and flat-screen TVs.
Cons
No spa or pool facilities are listed on the property.
Some nearby attractions require a short drive or public transport access.
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The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
- Deluxe Queen Room2 persons210 sq. feet1 King-size bedHeatingShowerroom details
- Large Double or Twin Room2 persons210 sq. feet1 King-size bedAir conditioningHeatingroom details
- Superior Queen Room2 persons255 sq. feet1 King-size bedAir conditioningHeatingroom details
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Check-in/ Check-out
Facilities
The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
General
- No smoking on site
- Wi-Fi
- Parking
- Pets allowed
- Security
- Coffee shop
- Fireplace
- Smoke detectors
- Fire extinguishers
- Key access
Services
- Welcome drink
- Happy hour
Dining
- Restaurant
- Bar/ Lounge area
- Dinner
Spa & Leisure
- Beach access
Room features
- Air conditioning
- Heating
Bathroom
- Free toiletries
Media
- Flat-screen TV
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The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure Location
23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, BH5 1EB,
Explore Bournemouth
Local Highlights
Boscombe Pier
4 minutes walking
A scenic spot featuring picturesque views of the coast, perfect for a leisurely stroll along the beach.
Bournemouth Beach
30 minutes walking
Famous for its golden sands and vibrant atmosphere, this beach is a hub for swimming, sunbathing, and beach activities.
Russell-Cotes Art Gallery & Museum
25 minutes walking
Showcasing Victorian art and architecture, this museum boasts stunning seaside views and regular exhibitions.
Coastal Activity Park
3 minutes walking
An adventure park offering thrilling outdoor experiences like ziplining and water sports, catering to adrenaline seekers.
Boscombe Chine Gardens
5 minutes walking
A tranquil park with beautiful gardens, ideal for a peaceful stroll or a relaxing picnic amidst nature.
Chicken & Blues
12 minutes walking
A casual eatery specializing in flavorful chicken dishes, with a lively atmosphere and outdoor seating options.
Marco's Deli
11 minutes walking
A charming deli offering fresh sandwiches and homemade specialties, perfect for a quick bite or takeout.
Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
30 minutes walking
Home to various performances and shows, this theater offers a lively cultural scene for all entertainment lovers.
Marvo Mysteries Escape Room Bournemouth
15 minutes walking
An engaging escape room experience that challenges friends and families alike to solve mysteries and puzzles.
Getting around
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-21:00
Check-out
from 08:00-10:00
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Pets
Pets are allowed on request.
Number of rooms:
8
Former name
deus ex machina hotel
Reviews and Ratings
Feedback about The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure from previous guests about their experience.
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Pros
Very nice design
Friendly staff
Dog friendly
Comfortable bed
Cons
Loud ventilators
Chilly downstairs
No bin bags
Noise at night
Guest reviewsbased on 311 reviews
Anthony from United Kingdom
Couple
Superior King Room
4 nights in August 2025
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Reviewed: October 08, 2025
9.5/10
Really good Style and Service
effective air conditioning generous size stylish decor helpful manager
My room featured air conditioning. It ensured restful sleep. I appreciated the generous room size. The decor was well-thought-out. The staff was friendly and helpful (the manager Lee was particularly cute).
I noted the tea and coffee facilities were located in the corridor. They were not directly in the room.
Dining
9/10
I enjoyed the breakfast. I was pleased with its quality and taste. I also had three meals at the restaurant. The food was simple and delicious (especially the breakfast).
Facilities
10/10
The hotel is located a short walk from Boscombe beach. I found the hotel super clean throughout my stay. The decor across the whole space impressed me. It had a quirky fashion style.
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luna from spain
Single
deluxe queen room
3 nights in August 2025
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Reviewed: September 11, 2025
9.7/10
really good stay
friendly staff spacious room free parking convenient access
I appreciated the friendly staff. They were helpful. the room provided was spacious and very clean. free parking was available, and convenient access to the beach enhanced the stay. clifftop walks nearby offered splendid views.
the tea and coffee facilities were located in the corridor, instead of being inside the room.
Dining
9/10
the breakfast featured homemade granola. it was of the best quality. i noticed regular customers enjoying drinks and food in the bar. a cute atmosphere was evident.
Rooms
10/10
the room was notably stylish and unique. a powerful rainfall shower was included. the bed provided was huge and comfortable. it was a great room.
Service
10/10
the staff were very well trained and attentive to guest needs. they ensured a smooth and pleasant experience. i found the service to be both efficient and cute. it was nice.
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Camila from Brazil
Couple
Deluxe Queen Room
3 nights in August 2025
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Reviewed: August 28, 2025
9.5/10
a wonderful stay indeed
excellent location accommodating staff good coffee
the location was excellent for accessing local spots. the staff were really accommodating and always ready to help. the coffee facilities were very good and i always got a fresh cup when i wanted.
the girl in the shop didnt seem to want to have a conversation, and i was hoping for a more friendly interaction when i tried to talk about a few items i bought.
Service
10/10
the staff was super helpful and friendly . they offer quick assistance and always had a smile. this.
Facilities
9/10
the hotel has stylish design, inside and outside. beautiful plants are very well cared for. the whole place was very well maintained and i noticed attention to detail everywhere.
Rooms
9/10
rooms are very clean and comfy beds are available. tea and coffee are available. i think the hotel rooms were great for a relaxing experience.
Dining
10/10
breakfast had fresh orange juice and offered perfectly cooked poached eggs. the food quality was fantastic and delicious. i really love the breakfast they serve.
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FAQs
About The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure
What are the check-in and check-out times at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Check-in is at 15:00 and check-out is at 10:30.
What dining options are available at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
The hotel offers an à la carte restaurant that serves dinner and a bar/lounge area.
What leisure facilities are available at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Guests can enjoy a sauna, steam room, and access to the beach.
Is parking available at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Free private parking is available on-site without the need for a reservation.
How close is Deus Ex Machina Hotel to the beach?
The hotel is located 600 metres from Boscombe Beach.
What room amenities are provided at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Rooms include air conditioning, a flat-screen TV, free Wi-Fi, and free toiletries.
How far is Deus Ex Machina Hotel from the Bournemouth International Centre?
The hotel is 3 km from the Bournemouth International Centre.
What breakfast options are available at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Breakfast includes à la carte, Full English/Irish, vegetarian, and vegan options.
What are some nearby restaurants to Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Nearby restaurants include Chaplin's & The Cellar Bar, Efes, The Brew at Boscombe, and The Garden Cafe, all within 1 km.
How far is Sandbanks from Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Sandbanks is located 12 km from the hotel.
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